Yo dude, check it. This is an about page. Get it? This is the place where I’m given a 100% legible permit to talk about myself for pages and pages, like a damn holy essay on the persona of Jesus.

Well, not Jesus, but you get it. Besides, I ain’t gonna do that, ya conehead.

Instead, I’ll chuck a little summary here. First off, I’m a dude. Second, I’m a dude whose age shall not be revealed to you unknown plebians (totally not because I’m not bothered to update it). Third, stories are the essence of my being. I’m a total literary fanatic — at least to be.

Oh, and fourth and final, I believe a good dose of Froppy is the key to a healthy lifestyle. Hallelujah, time to go home.